Sis, Stay Single

101 reminders why men are actually embarrassing — and how being single is the new flex.

Heartbreak will have you thinking you’re the problem — replaying every cute moment, every what-if, every potential scenario where he suddenly wakes up and realizes you’re the best thing that ever happened to him.
Girl… no.

This hilarious, relatable, unfiltered book is your official come-to-Jesus moment. Inside, you’ll find 101 reminders (paired with aesthetic line-art illustrations) that snap you out of your delusion and straight back into your power — from “sis, stay single...he looks like he can't read Roman numerals” to “sis, stay single...he looks like he would be too scared to ride the rollercoaster even if he was tall enough."

This is the breakup recovery you didn’t know you needed:
a coloring book, a coffee-table book, a therapy session, and a girls’ night pep talk all in one.

Perfect for:
✨ the friend who needs to stop crying over that man
✨ a girls’-night gag gift
✨ a breakup survival kit
✨ any woman who deserves a reminder of her brilliance (spoiler: you)

Pour a glass of wine, grab your colored pencils, and laugh your way back to reality. Because being single isn’t a punishment — it’s the new flex.

Love you, mean it.
—Jenn