{"product_id":"sis-stay-single","title":"Sis, Stay Single","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e101 reminders why men are actually embarrassing — and how being single is the new flex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeartbreak will have you thinking you’re the problem — replaying every cute moment, every what-if, every potential scenario where he suddenly wakes up and realizes you’re the best thing that ever happened to him.\u003cbr\u003eGirl… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eno.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilarious, relatable, unfiltered book is your official \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ecome-to-Jesus moment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Inside, you’ll find 101 reminders (paired with aesthetic line-art illustrations) that snap you out of your delusion and straight back into your power — from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e“sis, stay single...he looks like he can't read Roman numerals”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e“sis, stay single...he looks like he would be too scared to ride the rollercoaster even if he was tall enough.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the breakup recovery you didn’t know you needed:\u003cbr\u003ea coloring book, a coffee-table book, a therapy session, and a girls’ night pep talk all in one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e✨ the friend who needs to stop crying over that man\u003cbr\u003e✨ a girls’-night gag gift\u003cbr\u003e✨ a breakup survival kit\u003cbr\u003e✨ any woman who deserves a reminder of her brilliance (spoiler: you)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePour a glass of wine, grab your colored pencils, and laugh your way back to reality. Because being single isn’t a punishment — \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eit’s the new flex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove you, mean it.\u003cbr\u003e—Jenn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jenn Blossom","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52936218214511,"sku":null,"price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/0780\/4527\/files\/J.jpg?v=1775941533","url":"https:\/\/jennblossom.com\/products\/sis-stay-single","provider":"Jenn Blossom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}